Monthly Archives: March 2014

Princess Piggy Poo squeaky clean

I want a housekeeper — actually, I want Augustina. I covet my friends’ cleaner. She’s magical. Princess Piggy Poo has no need for Augustina, because she has me. As far as Princess Piggy Poo knows, I’m as good as it … Continue reading

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Princess Piggy Poo shaken not stirred

There was an earthquake in Los Angeles at 6:25 a.m. on St. Paddy’s Day. I’ve been through a few quakes, but this one felt a little more “mean.” Instead of a gentle rolling effect, this one bounced my bed a … Continue reading

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Guinea pig nipples

“Guinea pig nipples,” is not a phrase that you want showing up in your browser history. Especially after you just got a new freelance job and downloaded the company’s software onto your computer. With multiple notifications that my computer was … Continue reading

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Princess Piggy Poo’s to-do list

I love to-do lists — all-inclusive to-do lists. So much so that mine begins with “wake up.” If I don’t get to cross off that one, the rest don’t much matter. When friends tell me they feel stressed, I recommend they … Continue reading

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