When I had my other guinea pig, I made up a song for him. His original tune I can’t convey, but here are the lyrics:
You’re my little guinea pig,
You are little you’re not big.
You’re my sweet and furry boy,
You’re just like a squeaky toy.
I sure love you little one,
You’re my favorite baby son,
My relationship with Princess Piggy Poo has been different, as she’s the one who does all of the singing. However, it would be nice if I allowed her to be my muse and came up with a little ditty especially for her. So, here it goes:
You are white and your ears are pink,
Your fur is soft as an American mink.
You squeak and you sing like a little bird,
Your only flaw is that you eat your turds.
I’m so glad you’re my little girl,
There’s not a better pet in the whole wide world,
Prin-cess Pig-gy Poo!
And there you have it: sweet inspiration from my cute cavy.