Naturally, I think Princess Piggy Poo is extremely pretty. She may be the prettiest guinea pig in the whole wide world, even though I guarantee I wouldn’t be able to pick her out of a white guinea pig lineup. It got me thinking, is there such thing as an ugly guinea pig? While people are so varied, other than color or hair length, I don’t see much difference from one cavy to the next.
Earlier this year Howard Stern had the creators of the ugly app on his radio show. The ugly app measures a person’s symmetry, which is supposed to be an indicator of beauty, and assigns a number value. The numbers weren’t very complimentary to the Stern crew for the most part; Ronnie the Limo Driver even got a zero-point-zero, which became worse when someone’s butt got a two.
Princess Piggy Poo has an adorable butt. It’s wide and round and wiggles so cute when she walks. Funny how a big butt is only adorable when it’s covered in fur, just a millimeter off the ground and belongs to a guinea pig. Her butt would probably get a 95 on the ugly app. The 5-point deduction is only because I need extra points to give her face a higher score. I can see that Princess Piggy Poo is not perfectly symmetric, but she’s perfect to me—can’t get any prettier than that.