Monthly Archives: June 2012

Working class Princess

On a visit when I lived in Manhattan, my friends Christine and John wanted to ride a horse-drawn carriage around Central Park. I told them I was against it. I didn’t think it was fair to the horses. “You think … Continue reading

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What’s in a name?

Princess Piggy Poo isn’t the most dignified name but I thought it up before consulting the “guinea pig names” websites. One of the sites I found listed the moniker “Princess Piggie,” so I can’t claim I came up with the … Continue reading

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Long in the tooth

Guinea pig teeth are always growing. Why the hell would that be necessary? If I were chomping on hay all day grinding my teeth into nubs, I wouldn’t have to ask that question. And I would be happy that Mother … Continue reading

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Princess Piggy Poo’s patriotic duty

This Tuesday is voting day. There’s a big race between Brad Sherman and Howard Berman—two Democrats who have been serving the Valley forever vying for one congressional seat, thanks to redistricting. It’s one of those elections where you have to … Continue reading

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