Monthly Archives: November 2011

Who’s your Momma?

When I had my dog, Limousine (God rest her sweet soul), most people would laugh when I referred to her as my furry daughter. And, when I’m on the way out my front door with friends, they laugh when I … Continue reading

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Picky eater

Guinea pigs are like people. Their bodies don’t make vitamin C so they need a supply of it in their diets. Daily I give Princess Piggy Poo an array of fresh vegetables and fruits in hopes she won’t get scurvy. … Continue reading

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Parlez vous guinea pig?

People who poo-poo having a guinea pig for a pet seem to have the impression that they are boring little creatures. Granted, they pale to an almost invisible shade in comparison to a dog. Having a dog is like having … Continue reading

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Every princess deserves a castle

Tomorrow is my weekly cleaning day but my friend Karen brought her daughter Sonja over today to meet Princess Piggy Poo so I cleaned up the place a day early. Not my place, Princess Piggy Poo’s. Plus, she spilled her … Continue reading

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Something up my sleeve

The other day I tried acupuncture for the first time. I’m not fond of doctors and even have something called “white coat syndrome,” which means I see a lab coat and my blood pressure and pulse skyrocket. Anyway, I was … Continue reading

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Blame the Momma

Whenever a sane, caring person is entrusted with a new young life, the natural desire is to do the best for your child, whether it’s a human baby or a pet. Naturally, perfection is out of the question, so all … Continue reading

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All I can handle

When I was 6-years-old, the neighbor kids got a light brown and white guinea pig. It was the first time I had ever seen one. I can also say that about its young owner’s private parts. He used to show … Continue reading

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